[It's about 2:30 AM on Saturday night-- or, rather, it's Sunday morning by now. Mayfield's streets are normally quiet at this time, and all in suburbia is peaceful and still ( Read more... )

[so, remember when Belgium tried to drunk-dial her brother, but accidentally hit up the whole town? it seems to run in the family, because he's trying to get through to Norway, but is a little bit too stoned to manage it properly. so have a cheerful, if tired-sounding Netherlands, apparently calling you.]

...So I think I just got this... insight ( Read more... )

[This was supposed to be filtered to Japan, but it isn't, either due to weed or laziness.]Hey, Japan? I know you must be kind of distracted lately with this election stuff, but I was thinking about that project we're putting together. I think it needs a mascot ( Read more... )

[It's February, you say? Really? Hahaha who cares.

The Netherlands can be found out on his front lawn at 945 Beulah Street... in a hot tub (they were around in the 50s!) which has been set up right in the middle of the snow. He is totally shirtless, with one of those awful blow-up party palm trees planted into the snow next to the jacuzzi. Yes, ( Read more... )

[THIS IS THE WORST TRIP EVER Upon waking up and having a... fascinating conversation with his drone wife, the Netherlands is out and about in 'his' house now, examining the bizarre photographs that show evidence that he's apparently been really really stoned for about fifteen years straight and has started a family in that time ( Read more... )